At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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