Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Everything about him screamed your future.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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