I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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