I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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