im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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