Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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