some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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