Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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