i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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