She said her name was "party"
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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