This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
they call him Oral-B. enough said
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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