fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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