I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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