I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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