just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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