she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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