no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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