ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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