how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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