i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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