i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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