Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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