There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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