1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
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So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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