why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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