She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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