They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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