If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
how does that bad decision feel?
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