Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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