If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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