I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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