there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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