Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
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I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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