you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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