you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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