Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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