The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
is it fun? or sober?
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