at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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