Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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