If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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