I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Its about making memories worth repressing
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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