Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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