Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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