2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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