So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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