Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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