yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
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between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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