"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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