I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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