its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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